FinTwit, YouTube, a face with a hot take and no public book. This desk is the opposite: a disclosed benchmark, a live Top Picks record, and the same two gates on every name. You can audit it. You cannot be asked to trust a guru.
Most tools sell a pile of metrics, or a pretty number whose blend you cannot audit. Influencers sell a face. This desk publishes the method: quality first (80%), price second (20%), and a pass only when both gates clear. You can disagree with a threshold. You cannot be told to trust a black box.
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A dozen philosophies, one bar
Fisher, Munger, Buffett, Graham, Pabrai, Druckenmiller, Burry, Dalio, Lynch, Klarman, Li Lu, Guy Spier, and Camilo's social-arbitrage lens — blended into one weighted score, not a dozen screens to reconcile yourself.
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The reasoning is visible
Every score breaks into base filter, quality, and value components with real thresholds shown — nothing to trust blindly.
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Portfolio-aware
Flags sector and country concentration across everything you've scored — a Dalio-style check most tools skip.
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Built by a practitioner
Refined against real regulated portfolio-management experience, stress-tested on real holdings before shipping.
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Checks the numbers before trusting them
An Accounting Manipulation Filter — cash conversion, CFO vs. net income, accruals, receivables/inventory vs. sales, SBC dilution, GAAP vs. non-GAAP gap, maintenance CapEx, and share count — flags when the profit a DCF is built on might not be real cash, and applies a real penalty to the Sick of Gurus Score when it isn't.
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Auto-detects, doesn't just ask
Most of the Accounting Manipulation Filter and the Burry/Klarman/Spier risk flags auto-check themselves from the ticker's own filings the moment data loads — tagged "auto-detected — verify" so you always know what to sanity-check, not blind-trust.
The bar
A name clears the bar only when the score is at least 70 and the price is at least 30% cheaper than the desk's estimate. Both, every time.
How the site works
Type a ticker. Wait for one number — the Sick of Gurus Score — and a fair-value estimate. Then read the bar: it clears only if quality is high enough and the price is cheap enough. Same two gates on Home, Watchlist, Alerts, and a connected brokerage book. Guru filings and Guru Take are a narrative lens. They never move the score.
Fair value on Home blends three published methods: Graham’s bond-yield-corrected formula, a two-stage discounted cash-flow model, and a PEG=1 cross-check. The colored rail is an illustration of where today’s delayed quote sits versus that estimate — cheap-zone and expensive-zone lines, not an order to trade. Formulas, caps, and bands live on this page. Nothing is a black box you are asked to trust.
Live quote vs filings
Current price is a delayed Yahoo quote (~15 minutes). It is never taken from the filings. Fundamentals — earnings, cash flow, the as-of date — are the latest filed period, not the print on the tape. After you search a ticker on Home, the exact as-of date for that name is written here.
Search a ticker on Home. The as-of date for that name will appear here.
Why 80 / 20 — quality first, price second
Value investing is not “buy whatever is cheap.” A wonderful business at a fair price beats a mediocre one at a stunning discount — that is the discipline, written down. Quality is 80% of the Sick of Gurus Score (moat, profitability, balance sheet, accounting honesty, durability). Price is 20% (margin of safety versus the blended estimate). The split does not change from ticker to ticker.
A high score without a 30% discount still misses the bar. A deep discount on a weak business still misses the bar. Both gates, or it does not clear. That is the product — not a pile of ratios and not a hidden “fair value” with no working shown.
What this desk does that a data dump does not
Most tools either flood you with metrics and leave the rule to you, or they sell one pretty number whose blend you cannot audit. Some give you a grid of guru labels and ask you to reconcile twelve verdicts yourself. Sick of Gurus does the opposite: one disclosed bar, the same 80/20 on every name, and the reasoning in the open. You can disagree with a threshold. You cannot be told “trust the model.”
Earnings and cash-flow history, returns on capital, and a connected portfolio snapshot are there to show how the business has actually compounded — not to replace the two gates.
The formulas stay public. Open a section when you want the detail — nothing below is withheld.
Disclaimer
Sick of Gurus is a research desk. It is not a broker, not a bank, and not a registered investment adviser. Scores, intrinsic-value estimates, price-gate lines, Guru Take, alerts, and Top Picks are general educational information. They are not personal advice and not a recommendation to buy or sell any security. You can lose money. Quotes are delayed about 15 minutes. Fundamentals are the latest filed period, not the live print. Past results do not predict future returns.
The full text lives in the site footer and in the Disclaimer & Terms (PDF).
Who built it
George Răzvan Lăpușneanu
Sick of Gurus, Dubai. Fifteen years in financial services — regulated brokerage and portfolio management — went into this bar before a single ticker was scored on this site. It started as a personal screening discipline: the same 80/20, the same two gates, run by hand on real books. The site is that discipline, published. Premium Plus is an hour of Q&A on the public bar, not a second method and not personalized advice.