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The research desk

Your portfolio, read the way Buffett, Munger, Fisher, and Dalio would read it.

One score, two gates, the same rule for every name. Quality at least 70. Price at least 30% below the desk's estimate.

Try
  1. 01Type a ticker
  2. 02Read one score
  3. 03Both gates, or it does not clear

Type a ticker. Wait for one number. Then the bar: it clears only if the score is at least 70 and the discount is at least 30%. Same rule every time.

34Gurus trackedNot just Buffett — Klarman, Burry, Dalio, Li Lu, Phil Town, Ken Fisher, Stephen Mandel and more, each run through a checklist matched to their real style.
47Metrics & checksFour core filters plus 43 extended checks on every ticker — desk-grade rigor, not a handful of ratios.
12+Philosophies synthesizedBuffett, Munger, Graham, Fisher and their value-investing peers, reconciled into one read instead of a dozen tabs you have to interpret yourself.
3Valuation methodsGraham formula, 2-stage DCF, and a PEG cross-check — averaged, not cherry-picked to fit a narrative.
80/20Quality-to-value weightingQuality first, price second — the same discipline Buffett applies by instinct, made explicit and repeatable.
1Weighted scoreEvery input resolves to one number against the bar, with risk penalties and the full reasoning shown — never a black box.

Sick of Gurus Score

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Educational — not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Cheap · Fair · Expensive

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How the score and price bar are built
90–100 Exceptional · 75–89 Quality core · 60–74 Contender · 40–59 Speculative · 0–39 Avoid
The plain-English sentence above the price is the bar — never this scale alone. The business style under the score is a separate read — what kind of company this is, not the band.
Business style — tap to open Watchlist filtered
Six live agents — fundamentals, valuation, quality, risk, momentum, and the bear case

Six live agents

Under the three-factor screen, before Filings. Same quote and filings — live numbers for this ticker, not a second model. Bear Agent’s only job is to prove why not to buy.
Search a ticker to fill every agent with live figures.
Latest news — no stories yet

Latest news

Most recent, most relevant

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Guru Take — how 34 well-known investors' own checklists score this stock
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Guru Take on your stock

Checklist lens — not the score.

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Guru Watch

Click a row for Guru Take. Checklist lens — not the score.
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Track record — on the bar this print, hit rate, average return

The bar, in public.

Live Coverage and the first-clear log — same two gates as Search
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On the bar this print
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Hit rate since first clear
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Average return from signal

Hit rate is the share of first-clears still above the signal print — not an exit P&L. Past results do not guarantee future results.

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Price chart

Price

Gold line is last print. On 6M–5Y, click ±3% for that day’s news.
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Public tape, not paid fund-flow. 13F sits on Holdings and never moves the score.

Money flows — trend, RSI, beta, institutional buying

Money flows — plain language

Trend, RSI, beta — not a second score.
Search a ticker to see trend, RSI, and a short note on entry timing.
Earnings reports — street estimate vs. what actually got reported

Earnings reports

Street vs reported EPS — not the bar.
Search a ticker above to see its earnings calendar and history.

Statement history — 5 years of revenue, cash, and debt

Is the business still earning well?

ROIC, last five filed years. Holding, rising, or fading — not one print.
Search a ticker above to see its ROIC trend.

Earnings, cash, and the balance sheet

Filed years. Hatched bars are street sales and street EPS — not the desk.

Revenue and earnings

Revenue Net income Street estimate
Search a ticker above to see earnings history.

Earnings per share

Filed EPS Street EPS
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Operating cash flow and free cash flow

Operating cash flow Free cash flow
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Debt and cash

Total debt Cash
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Sick of social media without a track record?

“It's easier to invent the future than to predict it.” — Alan Kay (1971)

FinTwit, YouTube, a face with a hot take and no public book. This desk is the opposite: a disclosed benchmark, a live Top Picks record, and the same two gates on every name. You can audit it. You cannot be asked to trust a guru.

Why this exists

Most tools sell a pile of metrics, or a pretty number whose blend you cannot audit. Influencers sell a face. This desk publishes the method: quality first (80%), price second (20%), and a pass only when both gates clear. You can disagree with a threshold. You cannot be told to trust a black box.

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A dozen philosophies, one bar

Fisher, Munger, Buffett, Graham, Pabrai, Druckenmiller, Burry, Dalio, Lynch, Klarman, Li Lu, Guy Spier, and Camilo's social-arbitrage lens — blended into one weighted score, not a dozen screens to reconcile yourself.

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The reasoning is visible

Every score breaks into base filter, quality, and value components with real thresholds shown — nothing to trust blindly.

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Portfolio-aware

Flags sector and country concentration across everything you've scored — a Dalio-style check most tools skip.

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Built by a practitioner

Refined against real regulated portfolio-management experience, stress-tested on real holdings before shipping.

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Checks the numbers before trusting them

An Accounting Manipulation Filter — cash conversion, CFO vs. net income, accruals, receivables/inventory vs. sales, SBC dilution, GAAP vs. non-GAAP gap, maintenance CapEx, and share count — flags when the profit a DCF is built on might not be real cash, and applies a real penalty to the Sick of Gurus Score when it isn't.

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Auto-detects, doesn't just ask

Most of the Accounting Manipulation Filter and the Burry/Klarman/Spier risk flags auto-check themselves from the ticker's own filings the moment data loads — tagged "auto-detected — verify" so you always know what to sanity-check, not blind-trust.

The bar

A name clears the bar only when the score is at least 70 and the price is at least 30% cheaper than the desk's estimate. Both, every time.

How the site works

Type a ticker. Wait for one number — the Sick of Gurus Score — and a fair-value estimate. Then read the bar: it clears only if quality is high enough and the price is cheap enough. Same two gates on Home, Watchlist, Alerts, and a connected brokerage book. Guru filings and Guru Take are a narrative lens. They never move the score.

Fair value on Home blends three published methods: Graham’s bond-yield-corrected formula, a two-stage discounted cash-flow model, and a PEG=1 cross-check. The colored rail is an illustration of where today’s delayed quote sits versus that estimate — cheap-zone and expensive-zone lines, not an order to trade. Formulas, caps, and bands live on this page. Nothing is a black box you are asked to trust.

Live quote vs filings

Current price is a delayed Yahoo quote (~15 minutes). It is never taken from the filings. Fundamentals — earnings, cash flow, the as-of date — are the latest filed period, not the print on the tape. After you search a ticker on Home, the exact as-of date for that name is written here.

Search a ticker on Home. The as-of date for that name will appear here.

Why 80 / 20 — quality first, price second

Value investing is not “buy whatever is cheap.” A wonderful business at a fair price beats a mediocre one at a stunning discount — that is the discipline, written down. Quality is 80% of the Sick of Gurus Score (moat, profitability, balance sheet, accounting honesty, durability). Price is 20% (margin of safety versus the blended estimate). The split does not change from ticker to ticker.

A high score without a 30% discount still misses the bar. A deep discount on a weak business still misses the bar. Both gates, or it does not clear. That is the product — not a pile of ratios and not a hidden “fair value” with no working shown.

What this desk does that a data dump does not

Most tools either flood you with metrics and leave the rule to you, or they sell one pretty number whose blend you cannot audit. Some give you a grid of guru labels and ask you to reconcile twelve verdicts yourself. Sick of Gurus does the opposite: one disclosed bar, the same 80/20 on every name, and the reasoning in the open. You can disagree with a threshold. You cannot be told “trust the model.”

Earnings and cash-flow history, returns on capital, and a connected portfolio snapshot are there to show how the business has actually compounded — not to replace the two gates.

Live examples

Same two gates. Two names. Today.

Here is why DECK and MSFT can land on different sides of the bar with the same rules: score at least 70, and the price at least 30% below the estimate. Both, or it does not clear. Live delayed quotes — not a canned story. Educational — not a recommendation to buy or sell.

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How everything on this site is calculated

The formulas stay public. Open a section when you want the detail — nothing below is withheld.

Score, fair value, and price-gate lines

The bar — composite fair-value estimate

The headline number on the Sick of Gurus card blends three independent valuation methods into one estimated intrinsic value: Graham's bond-yield-corrected margin-of-safety formula, a 2-stage discounted cash flow (DCF), and a Lynch PEG=1 growth cross-check. A confidence badge shows how closely the three agree — wide disagreement (e.g. one distorted-EPS ticker) is flagged rather than silently averaged away. Price-gate and expensive-zone lines are simply that blended value adjusted by your margin-of-safety reading (see "Price-gate and expensive-zone lines" below). This card also shows the Sick of Gurus Score and Margin of Safety for the same ticker — see those two entries below for what each includes. The product is the bar: both gates, every time. Not a second product name.

Price-gate and expensive-zone lines

Price-gate and expensive-zone lines are set automatically , not user-adjustable — a default +30% vs estimated value (price / discount gate) and a −15% line (expensive zone), applied consistently across every ticker so the bar means the same thing every time. The colored bar shows where the ticker sits right now (the pointer) against those two lines. This is an educational illustration of the desk's estimate, not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Sick of Gurus Score (0–100)

One number, deliberately — not three numbers you have to reconcile yourself. It blends quality signals (moat, management, growth, profitability, balance-sheet strength) with value signals (margin of safety, valuation multiples, cash-flow-based intrinsic value) into a single 0–100 read: roughly the combination of philosophies behind Buffett, Munger, Graham, Fisher, and a dozen others who've actually put up real, verifiable track records. Extra signals folded in when data is available: DCF margin of safety, Magic Formula cheapness (Earnings Yield + Acquirer's Multiple), Accruals Ratio, Shareholder Yield, and the Accounting Manipulation Filter (see below — up to −20 points).

Graduated, not pass/fail (17 Aug 2026): earlier versions gave each quant threshold — P/E ≤20, P/B ≤1.5, EV/EBITDA ≤12, and so on — a hard 100-or-0 score, which meant a genuinely wonderful business trading at a premium (a Google, Microsoft, Visa-type quality compounder) could get dragged to a mediocre score by 2-3 classic-value misses even with excellent fundamentals everywhere else. Every quant check now gives full credit at the threshold and tapers smoothly rather than falling off a cliff — modestly rich still costs some points, but only wildly overpriced costs all of them. Bands and weighting (Quality 80% / Value 20%) are unchanged; only the cliff was smoothed out.

Momentum is shown elsewhere on the site for context only — it's a price signal (has the stock been going up or down), not a value signal (is the business good or cheap), and never feeds the score.

Bands: 90–100 Exceptional · 75–89 Quality core · 60–74 Contender · 40–59 Speculative · 0–39 Avoid. The screen-result banner is separate: score at least 70 and price at least 30% cheaper than estimated value — both, or it does not pass. Educational — not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Business style: a second read, next to the band — what kind of company this is, not whether it Passes. A name can be Exceptional and a quality cyclical, or Quality core and a core quality compounder. The nine styles are Core quality compounder, Quality compounder, Quality growth, Quality cyclical, Recovery, Turnaround value, Turnaround, Special situation, and Speculative. Filter Watchlist, Top Picks, and Alerts by style. Educational — not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Coverage screen (3 Sep 2026): three factors — Forward P/E ≤ 20, net margin ≥ 15% (banks / insurers / REIT omit), ROIC ≥ 15% (banks use ROE). PEG left the gates that day and remains Lynch display only (the PEG=1 IV leg above). A name with Fwd P/E 22 does not sit on the bar, even with a wide margin of safety.

The two gates — intrinsic value & Margin of Safety

Intrinsic value blends three independent methods, averaged: Graham's bond-yield-corrected formula (growth = min of 5-year analyst consensus, 5-year EPS CAGR, and 12% — cyclicals 4%, two guidance cuts 3% — never a single-quarter YoY print; the classic, most conservative read), a 2-stage DCF (explicit FCF years 1-5, fading to a GDP-proxy terminal rate), and a Lynch PEG=1 cross-check (fair P/E ≈ growth rate, the least conservative of the three). Published IV is capped at 1.25× the median Street target; if the desk number sits under 60% of that target it is flagged, not lifted. Names with Forward P/E above 40 or net margin under 5% show “Cannot be valued reliably” instead of a precise figure.

Filings in CNY, DKK, KRW and other non-USD books are converted at a live FX rate into the quote currency before the DCF and cash-based ratios (Cash per Share, P/C, P/FCF, Earnings Yield, Acquirer's Multiple, Shareholder Yield) run. Graham and PEG still use OVERVIEW EPS, which Alpha Vantage already reports per share in the quote currency. If a rate cannot be fetched, those cash-flow fields stay blank rather than mixing currencies — they are not skipped just because the books are in yuan or kroner.

Margin of Safety is how far the current price sits below (or above) that blended intrinsic value. The price-gate and expensive-zone lines translate a Margin of Safety threshold into a dollar illustration of the desk's estimate — not a trade instruction.

Confidence badge: High when the methods land within 15% of each other · Medium when they differ but stay inside 60% · Low — methods disagree (more than 60% apart); Margin of Safety and the Estimate marker use the midpoint; the gradient paints the interval as a shaded band, not a second headline number · Limited data when only one method resolved · Cannot be valued reliably when Forward P/E is above 40 or net margin is under 5%.

52-week range position (shown when available): where the current price sits within its own ~12-month trading range — a lightweight, honestly-labeled proxy for "valuation vs. own history," not a substitute for a true historical P/E band (which needs point-in-time EPS data this site's free data tier doesn't provide).

When the Margin of Safety reading is unreliable: a Leverage-Distortion Gate (added 22 Aug 2026) checks D/E >1.5×, Net Debt/EBITDA >4×, or a trailing P/E under 8× paired with a P/B over 8× — the signature of a P/E propped up by debt-funded buybacks rather than genuine value — and, separately, a detected cyclical earnings peak. When any of these trip, the Margin of Safety reading is treated as neutral (50/100) instead of counted as a discount or premium, and a flag explains why — the Sick of Gurus Score itself isn't penalized, only the price read is held back from being trusted at face value.

Watchlist, bulk rows, portfolio analysis, and daily alerts score every ticker without a human setting the six qualitative sliders (Moat, Management, Circle of competence, Predictability, Revenue quality & growth durability, AI-proof moat) — those default to neutral, excluded from the Quality Composite. The single-ticker card works the same way now (fixed 25 Aug 2026): an untouched slider (still at 5/10) is excluded too, not counted as a real reading — a note above the sliders shows which state you're in. The moment you actually move any of the six, it's included as your real assessment for that ticker.

Guru Take, risk flags, and the accounting filter

Guru Take & Guru Watch

Pick a guru from the avatars up top and their own published-checklist logic runs against the same ticker data — different philosophy, different checklist, same numbers. The Guru Watch table runs all 34 gurus' logic at once and ranks their labels BUY → WATCH → SELL. Those labels are an educational illustration of that manager’s published checklist. They are not the desk's recommendation to buy or sell, and not personalized advice.

Guru Score is a directional 0–100 read, not the same rigor as the Sick of Gurus Score: a base of 80/55/25 by checklist tier, nudged ±15 by how far the shared Margin of Safety reading sits above or below that guru's own typical bar (used internally to shape the checklist label only — no price shown).

Guru Take deliberately shows no dollar price target — only that manager’s BUY/SELL/WATCH checklist label and at least three specific comments on the ticker you searched, in that investor's own documented style. The Sick of Gurus card above is the single source for current price, intrinsic value, and the price-gate / expensive-zone bar.

Behavioral & risk flags

Burry (inventory/receivables outpacing sales), Klarman (high leverage), Dalio (portfolio concentration), Spier (debt-funded operations — CFO not covering opex/capex), short interest (≥5% of float or ≥5 days to cover), and net insider selling all apply a real penalty to the Sick of Gurus Score when checked. Camilo's event-driven catalyst flag and Spier's separate checklist-complete flag are shown for context only and never scored.

Accounting Manipulation Filter

A ten-point, pre-DCF sanity checklist, added 17 Aug 2026: Cash Conversion (FCF/Net Income persistently <0.8×), CFO vs Net Income (net income rising while operating cash flow falls), Accruals ((Net Income−CFO)/Assets persistently high — the same Sloan-style signal already feeding the score via the Accruals Ratio field, shown here as its own explicit check too), Receivables vs Sales (A/R growing faster than revenue), Inventory vs Sales (inventory piling up without matching sales), SBC (stock-based comp/revenue rising alongside a growing diluted share count), GAAP vs Non-GAAP (a large, persistent gap between reported and adjusted earnings), real CapEx (maintenance CapEx running below D&A — FCF may be inflated by underinvestment), Acquisitions/Goodwill (growth that's consistently bought via M&A rather than organic), and Share count (diluted shares rising over 5-10 years — EPS growth may be a buyback/dilution artifact, not real earnings power).

The idea, in Buffett's own words: reported accounting figures are the starting point for economic thinking, not a substitute for it. A DCF built on manipulated or low-quality FCF is precise but wrong — this filter exists to catch that before the valuation math even starts.

Now scored: each box checked costs 2 points off the Sick of Gurus Score, capped at −20 total for all ten. It's applied separately from the Burry (inventory/receivables) and Klarman (leverage) penalties below — those are philosophy-level red flags on the business itself, this filter is the underlying data-quality check on whether the numbers those philosophies rely on can be trusted in the first place, so nothing here double-counts the other flags.

Auto-detection (17 Aug 2026): 8 of the 10 boxes now auto-check themselves from the same income statement/balance sheet/cash flow data Sick of Gurus already fetches for every ticker — Cash Conversion, CFO vs Net Income, Accruals, Receivables vs Sales, Inventory vs Sales (when the business reports inventory at all), real CapEx, Acquisitions/Goodwill, and Share Count. Each auto-checked box is tagged "(auto-detected — verify)" — treat it as a fast first read, not a substitute for actually looking at the filing if something looks off. SBC and GAAP-vs-non-GAAP can't be honestly auto-detected from free data (the provider only returns GAAP figures, and doesn't break out stock-based comp cleanly) — those two stay manual and are tagged accordingly.

FAQ

How do you know?

Every number on this site traces back to a real, checkable source — reported financials and price data pulled live per ticker, and 13F filings straight from SEC EDGAR for what the gurus actually hold. The scoring formulas (Graham, DCF, PEG, Piotroski, Altman Z, and the rest) are standard, published methodologies, not invented ones — we just run them consistently and show the reasoning behind every verdict instead of hiding it. Nothing here is a guess dressed up as data.

How do I get rich quick?

You don't. Anyone selling a shortcut on social media is running the fake-guru formula: a face, a hot take, no public book. This desk is the opposite — a disclosed bar and years, not weeks. The jokes live under “Get rich quick?” in the footer. Nothing here is a method for getting rich quickly.

Disclaimer

Sick of Gurus is a research desk. It is not a broker, not a bank, and not a registered investment adviser. Scores, intrinsic-value estimates, price-gate lines, Guru Take, alerts, and Top Picks are general educational information. They are not personal advice and not a recommendation to buy or sell any security. You can lose money. Quotes are delayed about 15 minutes. Fundamentals are the latest filed period, not the live print. Past results do not predict future returns.

The full text lives in the site footer and in the Disclaimer & Terms (PDF).

Who built it

George Răzvan Lăpușneanu

Sick of Gurus, Dubai. Fifteen years in financial services — regulated brokerage and portfolio management — went into this bar before a single ticker was scored on this site. It started as a personal screening discipline: the same 80/20, the same two gates, run by hand on real books. The site is that discipline, published. Premium Plus is an hour of Q&A on the public bar, not a second method and not personalized advice.

What this desk does

Where to go on this site.

Search

Type a ticker. One score, a fair-value estimate, and the same two gates every time — full reasoning, not a black box.

Open Search ↓

Watchlist

Build a watchlist, get intrinsic value, price-gate / expensive-zone lines, and risk flags for every ticker side by side. Educational — not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Open watchlist ↓

Holdings

See what the investors behind this framework actually hold, sourced from public 13F filings.

Open Holdings ↓

Portfolio

Link your brokerage (read-only) and get the same Sick of Gurus Score on every name you actually hold.

Open Portfolio ↓

Lunch with a Guru

Choose Text chat with any of the 34 gurus in their documented philosophy (including Phil Town’s Four Ms) or the illustrated Video table with Warren. Desk chat answers the bar, the site, and named tickers. Gurus stay in character and never issue a live buy or sell.

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Is the business still earning well?

Five-year trend in returns on invested capital — compounding, holding, or fading toward average?

See a ticker's trend ↓

Daily lesson

One idea a day from Buffett's own shareholder letters since 1977, distilled to a 20-second read.

Today’s lesson ↓

Free

The public bar

  • Search any ticker — same score, same two gates
  • Top Picks board and Track record, public
  • Alerts list on the site (first-clears, further below, above estimate)
  • Academy beginner courses and the daily lesson
  • Guru 13F board (all 34) and Ask the desk / Ask a guru

Nothing charges today. Educational — not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Premium

The book and the inbox

  • Everything on Free
  • Email when a new name first clears both gates
  • Lock-screen banners (Add to Home Screen + Enable) without opening the app
  • Connect brokerage and a scored snapshot of your book only
  • Portfolio-analysis email on the connected account — not a spreadsheet model book

Waitlist — join Premium. Nothing charges today.

Premium Plus

One hour on the public method

  • Everything on Premium
  • 60-minute live Q&A with George (GST / UTC+4)
  • The disclosed bar only — not your personal tickers, not a buy list
  • Not a second scoring model and not personalized advice

Waitlist — join Premium Plus.

Premium Plus webinar (waitlist). 60 minutes. Gulf Standard Time (UTC+4). The date is emailed when you join the waitlist — there is no public calendar yet. We do not discuss your personal tickers, give buy/sell instructions, or review your portfolio. Education on the disclosed bar only — not personalized advice and not a recommendation to buy or sell.
Learn

Read the method. Then sit down with it.

A daily Buffett lesson, the books in short, or lunch with a guru. Same two gates as Search — nothing here is a buy list.

Academy

Start here. Then go deeper.

Short courses in plain English. Beginner first. The asset-management course is the advanced track. Same two gates as Search — nothing here is a buy list.

Beginner

1. What a stock is

A share is a slice of a real business, not a ticker that wiggles. You own a claim on future cash. Price is what you pay. Value is what the business is worth. The desk estimates value three ways and will not clear a name unless the score is at least 70 and the price is at least 30% below that estimate.

Beginner

2. The two gates

Quality 80%, value 20%. Gate one: Sick of Gurus Score ≥ 70. Gate two: margin of safety ≥ 30%. Both, every time. A wonderful business at a full price is a HOLD, not a miss on quality. A cheap cyclical at peak earnings can fail quality even when the multiple looks low.

Beginner

3. Owner earnings, not the headline

Buffett’s owner earnings are cash the owner can take out after maintaining the business. Reported FCF can look strong because stock-based compensation is added back, or because postage and other pass-through items inflate sales. The DCF on this site haircuts SBC and, for names like Broadridge, does not treat client float as a perpetuity.

Beginner

4. Cyclicals and one-off profit

Oil, miners, airlines, homebuilders: this year’s profit is often the cycle, not the new normal. If net income is larger than operating profit, or net margin is absurd (the SK hynix-style warning), the model does not annualize four identical quarters from that print.

Beginner

5. Customer concentration

If more than 60% of sales sit with one customer (Cirrus Logic / Apple is the live case), that is a red flag under the score. A contract change is an earnings event, not a footnote.

Advanced — Asset management course

Advanced

Asset management: how a book is actually run

This is the practitioner course — the same discipline that sits behind the bar, written as a class, not a slogan.

  1. Mandate first. What is the book for? Capital preservation with equity upside, or maximum CAGR? The two gates assume the first: we would rather miss a rocket than own a fair business at a full price.
  2. Universe, then filter. Start from businesses you understand. Then run quality (moat, returns on capital, accounting honesty, leverage, concentration). Then price. Never reverse that order because a chart looks cheap.
  3. Position sizing. A name that barely clears both gates is not 10% of the book. Size with drawdown in mind: how much did this name fall in the last stress, and can the book absorb another one like it?
  4. Correlation is the hidden risk. Five “different” tech names can be one bet on the same factor. Sector pies on Portfolio exist so you see that before the tape shows it.
  5. Cash is a position. If nothing clears both gates, the book holds cash. That is not a failure of the method. It is the method working.
  6. Rebalance on the bar, not the calendar. Add when a holding is further below estimate and quality still holds. Trim when price has eaten the margin of safety. Do not average losers in a broken thesis.
  7. Owner earnings vs reported sales. Pass-through revenue (postage, payroll, distribution) is traffic, not the toll. Float income from cash in transit dies when rates fall. Value the recurring fee and the FCF after interest — and do not subtract debt twice if that FCF is already an equity cash flow.
  8. Risk, written down. For every name: leverage, cyclicality, customer concentration, SBC/dilution, and the drawdown that happened before the last rise. Track record on this site now shows period returns, average, and max drawdown for that reason.
  9. No guru cloning as a strategy. 13F filings are lagged and incomplete. They are a narrative lens. They never move the score.
  10. Client communication. Say what the bar is, what it is not, and that you can lose money. Premium Plus is an hour on the public method — not a personal portfolio review and not a recommendation to buy or sell.
Daily lesson

One lesson a day, straight from Buffett's own letters.

Every shareholder letter Warren Buffett has written since 1977, distilled into one idea a day. Read it in 20 seconds, apply it for a lifetime.

1988

"Our favorite holding period is forever."

The lesson: Buffett wasn't talking about never selling — he was talking about only buying businesses good enough that you wouldn't want to.

Today's lesson, picked deterministically so everyone sees the same one on the same day.
Books

The books, without the 300 pages.

The most influential investing books ever written — key ideas only, no fluff, no 300 pages. Scroll, tap a book, get the takeaways.

Lunch

Invite a guru to lunch. Ask them anything.

In 2008, Mohnish Pabrai and Guy Spier paid $650,100 at a charity auction just to have lunch with Warren Buffett once. You don't have to. Pick how you sit down — neither mode is the default.

True story: Pabrai and Spier won the 2007 Glide Foundation charity auction with a $650,100 bid and had lunch with Buffett at Smith & Wollensky's in Manhattan in June 2008 — three and a half hours, steak, and a lesson in integrity Spier says changed how he ran his fund.
Research desk

Ask the desk.

Ask a ticker here — Does META pass the site filters? — and the desk pulls the same live score as Home. HOW, Academy, Calendar, 13F the same way. Not a second scoring model, and not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Pulls the same live pipeline as Home Search (Overview, filings, insiders) and writes the bar from those numbers — Score, IV, MoS, both gates. No second model, so it cannot disagree with the card and it does not burn a chat quota. Educational — not a recommendation to buy or sell.

AI
Ticker checks use the same Sick of Gurus Score engine as Home Search. HOW questions use the published method. Open conversation uses a spare AI provider if one is configured — not a second scoring model. Not personalized financial advice and not a recommendation to buy or sell. You can lose money.
Calendar

Earnings and the economic calendar.

US-listed company prints, with size, a day/week calendar, and search. Macro prints underneath. Educational context, not a trading calendar and not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Earnings reports — US listed

Nasdaq calendar. Sort by market cap. Open a ticker on Home for the 12-quarter surprise history and the two gates.
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Home → Earnings reports still has the 12-quarter surprise chart for the ticker you open.

Economic calendar

CPI, jobs, FOMC, GDP — the prints that move rates and risk appetite. Times in US Eastern.
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TopPicks

On the bar, this print.

Names that still clear the three-factor screen (Fwd P/E ≤ 20, net margin ≥ 15% except banks/insurers/REIT, ROIC ≥ 15% / banks use ROE), score ≥ 70, and at least 30% below estimate. PEG is Lynch display only, not a gate. Not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Reading the last Coverage pass.
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Names on the bar
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Median score
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Median margin of safety
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Deepest MoS this print

Mail when a name first clears is on Alerts — last two weeks. Track record below is not a second copy of this list.

Track record

First clear: score ≥ 70 and ≥ 30% below estimate, after the live recap. Hit rate is still above that signal price — not an exit P&L. Names here are the current bar. Dropped off is only if a later print misses a gate.

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Names in window
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Average return
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Worst name from signal (drawdown proxy)
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Hit rate
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Return dispersion (risk)
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Avg return / |worst|

Email and lock-screen notes when a new name clears — join the waitlist. The board above stays public. Not a purchase.

Watchlist

Watchlist

Add names and read the same two gates as Home: score at least 70, and the price at least 30% cheaper than the estimate. Then check Alerts or open Portfolio. Educational — not a recommendation to buy or sell.

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How this table works

Live-fetched rows use the same score engine as Home (quality 80%, value 20%). Fair value here blends two of the three Home methods — Graham and PEG=1 — and skips the cash-flow model for speed. Open any ticker on Home for the full three-method card.

Manual rows (typed in, not fetched) use Graham’s bond-yield-corrected formula: [EPS × (8.5 + 2 × growth%) × 4.4] ÷ current AAA bond yield. Growth is capped at 20% (12% for cyclical/commodity sectors). Treat a manual row as a first pass, not the full bar.

Holdings

What the gurus behind this framework actually hold.

All 34 gurus on one board — not Buffett alone.

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Real holdings, pulled directly from each fund's most recent 13F-HR filing — not a static snapshot. Refreshed whenever this page loads. Buffett, Munger, and Fisher sit first. The rest of the board is below.

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13F filings are lagged up to 45 days after quarter-end and show US long equity only — never real-time and never the full picture. Confirm current holdings directly at SEC EDGAR or free trackers like Dataroma and WhaleWisdom.
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Create your own portfolio.

Add positions with a weight (% of portfolio) — pulled at full fidelity from tickers you've already run through the scorer, or quick-added with a handful of key metrics. Then score the whole mix against every guru's own verdict logic, weighted by position size, to see which philosophy your actual portfolio looks like.

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Your portfolio

Positions and weights — persists locally in this browser
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Alerts

When a name crosses the bar.

Morning scan of big US names. Same two gates as Search. Tap a ticker for today’s Home card — not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Clears the barScore ≥ 70 and ≥ 30% below estimate. Open Home to confirm.
Further belowAlready on the book, cheaper vs the estimate. A review if you hold it.
Above estimatePrice is high vs the estimate. A reassessment — not a sell order.

Mail when a new name clears, or a name on a connected book moves. 5% session moves are extra, during US cash hours — emailed only, not listed on this page.

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First-clears, last 14 days
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Median score on those prints
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Median MoS on those prints
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Book notes (further below / above)

New names

Last two weeks. One row per ticker. Cleared the three-factor screen, score ≥ 70 and at least 30% below estimate when logged.

Your book

Holdings: further below, or above estimate. Same numbers as Home — a review, not a new idea.

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Moved 5% today

Names already on the book, up or down more than 5% versus yesterday’s close, go to email during US cash hours — not listed on this page.

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Portfolio

Connect your brokerage account

Read-only link to your book. This page starts empty for every login — the desk never pre-fills someone else's IBKR. Same two gates as Home. Sick of Gurus never sees your brokerage password.

Classroom books

No live tickers. Sector weights and name-counts — Graham’s 10–30 and other guru shapes. Not a recommendation.

These pies are teaching models. They never pre-fill Connect brokerage. Analyze your own book to see how its shape sits versus each classroom.

Log in first

Brokerage links are stored on your Sick of Gurus account, not on this computer. Log in with your email, then connect your Interactive Brokers or other broker from zero.

Set up Interactive Brokers from zero

In your IBKR account: Performance & Reports → Third-Party Reports. Enable SnapTrade (not TurboTax). Copy the Query ID (6–7 digits) and the Token (24 characters). Those values must come from your account — never reuse another person's pair.

Third-Party Data Feeds can stay empty. Do not request a data feed. Treat the Token like a password.

  1. Enable SnapTrade in your own IBKR Third-Party Reports, then copy your Query ID and Token.
  2. Connect below. A SnapTrade window opens. Paste those two values there — not on this page.
  3. Refresh when you come back. The first Flex report can take until the next business day.
  4. Analyze — one Sick of Gurus Score per name. Both gates, or not. Not a recommendation to buy or sell.

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Analyze your portfolio

Allocation, concentration, and the bar on every name — the same two gates as Search, read across your book. Educational snapshot, not a recommendation to buy or sell.

Model book — Excel or CSV, ticker and weight only. Not Connect brokerage.

This is not Connect brokerage and is never emailed as “your book.” The portfolio analysis email uses the linked brokerage account only.

Full desk Every input behind this score Search already filled these. Open to change a slider or a filing line.

Ticker & basics

Identification

Live data

Server-side — no API key touches your browser
Powered by Alpha Vantage via a Netlify function. Covers Forward P/E, PEG, margins, ROE, P/B, EV/EBITDA — ROIC, D/E, Current Ratio, Piotroski stay manual on the free tier.

Base filter

Three-factor screen — pass / fail. PEG is Lynch display, not a gate.

Extended metrics

Key subset
Quick Ratio, P/S, Beta, ROA, ROCE, EPS Growth, and Share Count trend auto-fill from the same OVERVIEW/BALANCE_SHEET/CASH_FLOW data already fetched above — no extra API cost. P/FCF and P/C reuse the FCF and cash figures computed for the DCF below.

Dividend metrics (where applicable — leave blank for non-payers)

Yield, sustainability, and growth track record
Auto-fills from the same OVERVIEW/CASH_FLOW data already fetched — no extra API cost. Stays blank for tickers that don't pay a dividend.

New signals (blended into the Sick of Gurus Score — see below)

Magic Formula, Momentum, Shareholder Yield, Accruals
Auto-filled by "Fetch fundamentals" below. Magic Formula (Earnings Yield + Acquirer's Multiple) and Accruals/Shareholder Yield are already folded into the single Sick of Gurus Score above — one blended number, nothing separate to reconcile. Momentum is shown here for context only and never affects the score, on purpose: it measures whether the price has been going up or down — not whether the business is good or cheap, which is what everything else on this page measures. Mixing the two would let a stock's recent price run boost its score even if the business itself isn't actually better or cheaper — exactly the trap this tool exists to avoid.

Quality lens

Fisher / Munger / Buffett — 0–10

Make your own call here — this is your research and opinion, not something the app pulls from any API. No data source can tell you how durable a moat is or how good management really is; that judgment is the whole point of doing the reading. Read the letters, listen to the earnings call, form a view, then set the slider.

Untouched (still at the neutral 5/10 default) — excluded from the Quality Composite below until you move at least one slider, not counted as a mediocre score.

Moat / pricing power5
Management & capital allocation5
Circle of competence5
Growth predictability5
Revenue quality & growth durability5
AI-proof moat5

Revenue quality: recurring vs. seasonal/transactional mix, pricing power vs. price harvesting (rising ARPU with stable retention = power; rising ARPU with shrinking units = harvesting), cohort/attach-rate evidence if you have it. AI-proof moat: does this business own proprietary data, a critical workflow, the customer relationship, and the "action layer" — or is it a thin interface an AI agent could intermediate? (Lesson 33's 6-point test.)

Value lens

Graham — margin of safety, % vs. intrinsic value

Set live at the top — this reading drives the Margin of Safety dial, the Sick of Gurus Score, and the price-gate / expensive-zone lines all at once. Jump to it ↑

DCF — 2-stage, FCF-based (blended with Graham IV above, not a replacement)

Stage 1: explicit FCF years 1-5 · Stage 2: terminal value (Gordon growth)
Discount rate defaults to 9% — a reasonable mid-point, not auto-calculated via CAPM (avoids fragile results when Beta/Interest Expense data is missing). Adjust it to your own required return. This DCF also feeds the blended intrinsic value driving the price-gate / expensive-zone lines and the Margin-of-Safety reading above, and its margin-of-safety reading is folded into the Sick of Gurus Score's Value component — it's part of the single blended number, not a separate informational-only figure.

Accounting Manipulation Filter (optional — feeds the Sick of Gurus Score)

Before you trust the DCF above: is the FCF it's built on real cash, or an accounting story? Each flag costs 2 points off the score, capped at −20.

Buffett is explicit that reported figures are the starting point for economic thinking, not a substitute for it. Most boxes below auto-check themselves from this ticker's actual filings once fundamentals load — look for the green "(auto-detected — verify)" tag, and treat it as a starting read to sanity-check, not gospel. A few boxes (SBC breakout, GAAP-vs-non-GAAP) can't be honestly auto-detected from free data and stay manual, clearly labeled why.

Auto = checked from the same 10-K/10-Q data Sick of Gurus already fetches, whenever it's confidently computable — always shown as "(auto-detected — verify)" so you know to sanity-check it, not blindly trust it. Boxes Sick of Gurus can't honestly determine from free data (SBC breakout, GAAP-vs-non-GAAP reconciliation) stay unchecked and are labeled "needs manual review."
No boxes checked — nothing flagged yet.

Score Breakdown (optional detail)

The Sick of Gurus Score above is deliberately one number — this is the same three components it's built from, for anyone who wants to see them.
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Behavioral & risk signals

Burry / Klarman / Dalio / Spier's debt flag / short interest / insider selling apply a risk penalty to the Sick of Gurus Score above — Camilo and Spier's checklist item are shown for context only, not scored. Burry, Klarman, Spier's debt flag, and insider selling (19 Aug 2026) auto-check from this ticker's filings/transactions once fundamentals load (tagged "auto-detected — verify"); Dalio, short interest, Camilo, and Spier's checklist stay manual — they need either your whole-portfolio view or a data source Sick of Gurus doesn't have on the free tier.

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