Not the live board. A name is mailed once when it first passes both gates — the same three-factor screen, score ≥ 70, and 30% MOS as Search. It can sit on TopPicks for days without another note. Two New York emails at 08:00: every new clear in that window, then portfolio analysis when a book is connected. A name that later leaves TopPicks stays in this week / month list. Tap the range.
Who is cheap enough right now: TopPicks. Who still prints both gates: Track record.
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Risk warning. Sick of Gurus is an AI analysis tool. It applies a published value-investing method — quality of the business first, then a margin of safety — to delayed quotes and filed fundamentals. It is not a broker, not a bank, not a hedge fund, not a registered investment adviser, and not an analyst. Scores, intrinsic-value estimates, Guru Take, Top Picks, alerts, Track record, and portfolio snapshots are general educational information. They are not personal advice, they do not take a reader’s personal circumstances, tax, or risk capacity into account, and they are not a recommendation to buy or sell any security. Past results do not guarantee future results. You can lose money, including the entire value of an equity. Figures are as of the timestamp on each print. Quotes are delayed. Fundamentals are the latest filed period. There is no obligation to update a snapshot after it is published. The operator of this desk may hold, or may have held, names that appear on public lists. Personal holdings do not move the published bar.
On your phone
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Watchlist banners when a name you sit with newly clears or misses both gates, a risk flag trips or clears, or the sector tape turns. Today's lesson once a New York day. Breaking market tape: Fed rate decisions, market-wide halts, and a crash or plunge on the S&P / Dow / Nasdaq. Not a stock-tip firehose. Same two-gate bar as Search — not a buy or sell ping.
Empty scans stay silent. First print of a watched name is a seed, not a banner.
A fresh major can fire on the first poll. After that, at most two breaking-tape banners a New York day.
iPhone lock-screen: Add to Home Screen first, open the icon, then tap Enable. If the status-bar bell is slashed, Focus is silencing banners — allow this app.
Banners fire while the app is open or when you next open the desk. iOS will not wake a killed icon without a push server.
Home Screen
Install as Home Screen
Puts the two-gate mark on your phone like an app. Same desk, no store listing.
In Chrome or Edge: menu → Install app, or look for the install icon in the address bar.
When the two emails go out
Two alerts a New York day, never a third. Both go at 08:00 New York — ninety minutes before the US cash open (09:30). Other cities below are the same instant — clocks follow daylight saving where the city uses it.
New names that cleared
08:00 New York
15:00 Bucharest
Overnight Coverage pass, ninety minutes before the US cash open. Names that newly cleared the three-factor screen and both gates — Fwd P/E ≤ 20, net margin ≥ 15%, ROIC ≥ 15%, score ≥ 70, and at least 30% below estimate. PEG is not a Pass box. Not portfolio analysis.
Waiting
Portfolio analysis
08:00 New York
15:00 Bucharest
Ninety minutes before the US cash open (09:30 New York). Portfolio analysis — desk health /5 and the holdings in each gate bucket, only when a book is connected.
Waiting
Swipe sideways for city clocks →
City
Local clock
Los AngelesAmericas
05:00
ChicagoAmericas
07:00
New YorkAmericas
08:00
TorontoAmericas
08:00
São PauloAmericas
09:00
LondonEurope
13:00
ZurichEurope
14:00
BucharestEurope
15:00
JohannesburgAfrica
14:00
MumbaiAsia-Pacific
17:30
SingaporeAsia-Pacific
20:00
Hong KongAsia-Pacific
20:00
TokyoAsia-Pacific
21:00
SydneyAsia-Pacific
22:00
Both mails leave at the same New York instant — the city clocks are listed once.
Coverage
Cleared the bar
Three-factor screen, score ≥ 70, and ≥ 30% below estimate. Same test as Search. A US ADR line is the New York receipt, not the home-market ordinary — tap the info mark.
Watchlist
A name you added
On this site, in this browser.
Book
Portfolio review
A holding you uploaded. Not a new idea.
Portfolio analysis: locked. Connect a brokerage on Portfolio and add at least one watchlist name. Open Portfolio · Open Watchlist.
Risk warning. Sick of Gurus is an AI analysis tool. It applies a published value-investing method — quality of the business first, then a margin of safety — to delayed quotes and filed fundamentals. It is not a broker, not a bank, not a hedge fund, not a registered investment adviser, and not an analyst. Scores, intrinsic-value estimates, Guru Take, Top Picks, alerts, Track record, and portfolio snapshots are general educational information. They are not personal advice, they do not take a reader’s personal circumstances, tax, or risk capacity into account, and they are not a recommendation to buy or sell any security. Past results do not guarantee future results. You can lose money, including the entire value of an equity. Figures are as of the timestamp on each print. Quotes are delayed. Fundamentals are the latest filed period. There is no obligation to update a snapshot after it is published. The operator of this desk may hold, or may have held, names that appear on public lists. Personal holdings do not move the published bar.