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You never pay for the two gates. Free is a day's taste of the work. Premium is sitting here without a cap — mail, Excel, memory. Book is only the names you already hold. Coming soon. Today Free is still unlimited. Educational, not a buy or sell list.

Coming soon. Free is unlimited today — no cap is live. When billing starts, the method stays free. A day's work is capped on Free. Mail, Excel, and memory are Premium. Your holdings are Book.

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    Score and two gates on any name you can open. Coverage and lagged 13Fs stay public. You never pay for the bar.

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    Search, TopPicks, Watchlist, Ask, Guru, Buffett, Lunch, Learn. Free is today's taste: 10 searches, 10 TopPicks, 10 watch names, 3 Ask questions, today's lesson. Premium is the whole desk.

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    Email, Excel, lists that remember, and the phone are Premium — that is how you sit here every day. Book is only for names you already hold.

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  • Coming soon · today's Alerts on the page, not in the inbox
  • Coming soon · today's Buffett / Lunch / Learn, 3 Ask questions
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  • A note when a held name clears both gates

Coming soon. Billing is not live. A watchlist is names you watch. A book is names you hold.

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What you getFreePremiumBook

Always free — the method

You do not pay to see whether a name clears.

Two gates on every print
Coverage and lagged Guru 13Fs
Print / PDF of a score card you opened

A day's work — capped on Free

Same rooms. Free is today's taste. Premium has no cap.

Search on the homepage10 names / dayUnlimitedUnlimited
TopPicks — who is cheap now10 namesFull boardFull board
Watchlist — names you sit with10 namesUnlimitedUnlimited
Ask Sick of Gurus3 questions / dayUnlimitedUnlimited
Guru Take · Buffett · Lunch · LearnToday's pieceFull archiveFull archive

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How you come back tomorrow. Not a second copy of TopPicks.

Alerts on the pageToday onlyToday / week / monthToday / week / month
Alert mail · 2 New York slots
Excel export (TopPicks) and import / export (Watchlist)
Lists kept when you come back
Phone notes on the Home Screen

Your holdings — Book

Only for names you already hold. Not more of the public desk.

Books kept (CSV / Flex upload)1 in this browser3 booksUnlimited
Spreadsheet of the book
Note when a held name clears both gates

Today on the public desk

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What the seat is — and is not

Are the Free caps live?
No. Coming soon. Free is unlimited today. Nothing is throttled until billing is on.
What is free forever, and what is only a taste?
The method is free forever: score, two gates, Coverage, lagged 13Fs. A day's work is a taste on Free — 10 searches, 10 TopPicks, 10 watch names, 3 Ask questions, today's lesson. Premium is that work without a cap, plus mail, Excel, and memory.
Why is mail Premium if Alerts is on the public desk?
The page is the public tape: you can see who cleared today. Mail is the habit — two New York emails at 08:00, ninety minutes before the US cash open (new names that cleared, and portfolio analysis when a book is connected), week and month history. That is the Premium seat, not a second TopPicks board.
What do I actually pay for?
Premium ($16/mo) is unlimited daily work, Excel, alert mail, lists kept, and phone notes. Book ($29/mo) is that seat plus the names you already hold: unlimited uploads, a spreadsheet, a note when a held name clears both gates.
What is a watchlist versus a book?
A watchlist is names you want the desk to watch. A book is positions you loaded — CSV or Flex XML — so Portfolio can run the same two gates on what you hold. Watchlist is Premium volume. The book is the Book seat.
Can I pay on this page?
Not yet. Coming soon. Billing is not live. Write to the desk if you want a seat when it is. Until then, use the free desk without limits.
Is this a buy list or a firm product?
Neither. An AI analysis tool on a published value-investing method — not a broker, not an analyst, not a recommendation to buy or sell. Past results do not guarantee future results. Personal, non-commercial use. A firm or white-label seat is a different license.

Personal, non-commercial use. A firm, fund, or white-label seat is a different license — write to the desk. Billing is not live on this page. Caps are coming soon; Free is unlimited today. An AI analysis tool on a published value-investing method — not a broker, not an analyst, not a recommendation to buy or sell. Past results do not guarantee future results.

Sick of Gurus is an AI analysis tool. It applies a published value-investing method — quality of the business first, then a margin of safety — to delayed quotes and filed fundamentals. It is not a broker, not a bank, not a hedge fund, not a registered investment adviser, and not an analyst. Scores, intrinsic-value estimates, Guru Take, Top Picks, alerts, Track record, and portfolio snapshots are general educational information. They are not personal advice, they do not take a reader’s personal circumstances, tax, or risk capacity into account, and they are not a recommendation to buy or sell any security. Past results do not guarantee future results. You can lose money, including the entire value of an equity. Figures are as of the timestamp on each print. Quotes are delayed. Fundamentals are the latest filed period. There is no obligation to update a snapshot after it is published. The operator of this desk may hold, or may have held, names that appear on public lists. Personal holdings do not move the published bar.